Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Saturday, February 18, 2006

21 comennts later i just finished anserwing all my questions. brian i was hoping you would go for some good challenging question that would make me do research being forced to answer them, oh well.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Valentines day is like Communism.

well i all hope you had fun celebrating when you were SAD, i celebrated my first VD! OK, so personally I think (and therefore you all should agree) that Valentines Day could quite possibly be the worst holiday concepts. i mean it looks nice and respectful on paper but when you focus any thing on the crazy bi-polar emotions of humans (especially love) it really never works in real life. You know, its a nice thought until you put it in practice, kinda like Communism (its better left a romantic idea). Of course, single people hate it, that goes without saying. i mean its bad enough they have been rejected up to this point do the really need to be rejected by a day. mean you literally got dumped by a date. However, i have found that couples have it even worse. yes, yes they most certainly do. it becomes a desperate attempt to all fit in to an ideal mode categorized by society... FUCK DINNER RESERVATIONS! It is this really weird social pressure... no: social obedience-- like communism again.
there's no pressure (no one pressures any one- its just assumed) they all just drudgingly comply. when all is said and done with your empty wallet, your missed reservation b/c there was no parking, you friends' dunk or suicidal calls, the two or three hours getting ready and acting like your egger about a gift, the utmost disappointment in the day as a whole and the deep depression that, like sex, it was not what you thought it would be. here is the problem you cant live up to the hype of Vals, you come out sadder than going in, and after all the arguments, hell, you would be better off single anyway.
here's is the the top secrete point of Valentines: to blow out of proportion how dysfunctional your relationship is b/c u'll never be perfect and focus on how individualistically unsatisfied you are, while single people, unknowingly, wish to fall in to the trap and feel miserable. VD just takes everyone out.
i would much rather not have VD. we must stop this out break. i thought it would be fun but after VD hit i felt sick.
well here is and interesting fact for the Day After Valentines Day: did you know that the most common STD case in the Douglas County area (here) is...
gonorrhea of the eye ;-0
Here's my all time favorite Vals song: Queen 'Somebody to Love' download, it rocks.
ps i am alive and well, just busy. i will finish off my answers tomorrow

Sunday, February 05, 2006

An interesting proposition

I am bored with my life and blog so here goes something new, I am allowing everyone the equal right to ask any question, from casual readers to close friends.
Ask something and will try to be honest and answer. Over anything, if I had a drag queen name what would it be, my most embarrassing moment, they middle name of my dog, how quick is the devastation of the rain forest. I will call it how I see it. Make it odd, boring, hypothetical, fun, serious, curious, sick or the first thing that pops into your mind, “what is the highest geographical point you have climbed.”
Maybe ill get the chance to ask you back. Give it a whirl...

Monday, January 30, 2006

With Much Love and Envy

"Come up to meet you, tell you I’m sorry You don’t know how lovely you areI had to find you, tell you I need you Tell you I set you apart Tell me your secrets, and ask me your questions Oh lets go back to the start Running in circles, coming up tailsHeads on a silence apart Nobody said it was easy Oh it’s such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said that it would be this hard Oh take me back to the start..."
So, here's to you going away and not being driven away by me. From fatefully finding a familar reoccuring freshamn face to sit by in 7th period study hall to plans of Washington DC and international travel. See you in June with stories to tell!

Thursday, January 26, 2006

A Popular Holiday I Never Heard Of...

so, i guess on Tuesday, the 24th of January it was "Nasty Thug Day" i am sure one of our more Distinguished holidays, like Memorial Day or MLK. Well I so ignorantly was not made aware of such a day, as I had gone to my parent’s house for the evening and lost signal. So as I drove back into city limits and my signal returned I was greeted with a bombardment of text messages and voicemails that reads (*in my slow English accent aloud*): “2day is national thug nasty day! So if there is a nasty thug dat u no, send a shout out… Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug… Nasty.”
Ha… ha…. ha, yes it was sooo funny I turned my phone off. Ok so I like my men ghetto, what biatches! But in celebration of this day I will list some lessons I have learned. (in progress).

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Monday, January 16, 2006

Lesson learned

you cant talk on a cell phone and ride a horse at the same time.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Quote of the week

"I dont know why republicans are so against gay marriage when they seem to be so fond of gay whores" ~Margaret Cho (you should see her new DVD)

saddly i dont have the time to write my review of brokeback mountain (but you all seemed to caover that any way). i was very good, it was not ment to be sexual, exciting or over the top. insted it is so painfully down to earth it hurts. it was awsome, the greatest part was actually movie but the heavey lasting impact after. i loved it and it is be a must see (unless you enjoy flims like 'Glitter' or 'Army Studs III') i liked it and it haunted me. the acting was powerful and amazed me with beautiful scenic shots. Another weird apaect is that there 3 sex scence 2 of which are straigt, and the only true nudity is breasts. i feel this film might be greatly misunderstood. see it, it gets a full ****

you know what annoys me, this fucked up gay web that exists in Omaha/Lincoln. i hate the fact that every gay guy seems to 'know' every other gay guy. its really sever, and only recently have i been aware of this problem it its total extent. it is truly amazing. people can play 6 degrees of separation, with in the community it's usually 1 degree, no sarcasm. i hate hearing who fucked who, or who fucked over who the second i drop one name or bring a gay friend to meet another. i am through it seems impossible to lower myself to others. PEOPLE STOP BEING SUCH STUPID FUCKING UGLY WHORES. get some respect then you can talk to me.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

A Good Song

i have been holding on to this song all year, i heard it last year after New Years but i didnt tell anyone (no blog and not worth call people) but down load it. And if you dont know who death cab for cutie is YOU NEED TO LOOK INTO IT. This song is call 'The New Year' and is done by death cabe for cutie, downlaod it now. Infact this was the song that first introduced me to the band and what made me a fan.

The New Year
So this is the new year.And i don't feel any different.
The clanking of crystal
Explosions off in the distance (in the distance).
So this is the new yearAnd I have no resolutionsFor selfl assigned penance
For problems with easy solutions
So everybody put your best suit or dress on
Let's make believe that we are wealthy for just this once
Lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn
As thirty dialogues bleed into one
I wish the world was flat like the old days
Then i could travel just by folding a map
No more airplanes, or speedtrains, or freeways
There'd be no distance that can hold us back
There'd be no distance that could hold us back
So this is the new year...

Monday, January 02, 2006

Dont Mess With My Man and a Happy New Year


well this year has ended and its about time, I regret to inform you that I do not have internet access (*anger*) at this time. But will find ways to periodically drop in to say hi.
Well I survived my trip to the middle of Nebraska. It was uneventful, which was the best I culd hope for. Although I did have a small bonding moment with my cousins/uncles/I think they just showed up for the food, well I sat and watched the Sooners play Oregon. I was just watching for my favorite football player, Adrian Peterson. Adrian Peterson is Oklahoma’s running back and became the first player in school history to pile up at least 3,000 yards rushing in his first two seasons. In the game he did a lot of big plays yet still a subpar performance and helped the Sooners win the Holiday bowl. But I was sooo ed when he got a head injury during a play. PEOPLE DON’T RUIN HIS FACE! Here are some pics
I have been trying to find his ESPN Magazine spread but cant get it, help me everyone (here is a behind the scenes look)…
My new years was good not a lot of excitement but I hope every one had a good time. I went down town alone to watch the fireworks display. They were amazing… I cant help but think there might have been a fire cause at the end they unloaded ton upon tone of fireworks, and set off every car alarm in the old market. After that I walked down 10th street into south Omaha where I parked, got lost went to far and as I realized that I did remember all these dilapidated 1 room houses all the street lights went out. Maybe it was better because no one could see the $900 coat I was wearing. Only I am so stupid. Then after that I (and only because of a promise) went to thee max. to find out what happened there you’ll have to talk to me. i dont really do news years resolutions, i am too stressed right now just staying alive. Anyone have a story out there?


Saturday, December 24, 2005

happy holidays

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Good luck gays with all your family issues and may you be merry with crappy gifts, its the season to give not to recieve.
Long time no talk, let me give you some stories. well this is what I have been up to over my break…

“Mine is a story that has never been told” I would give a review of Memors of a Gisha but irronically I don’t remember very much, because before hand I went to a posh wine tasting West Omaha restaurant, were my friends and I proceeded to get plastered. We were stuck around upscale clientele in a little restaurant and it was all down hill after my friend came out from the bathroom and completely missed her chair. total biff, Hilarious. Then, the couple (John and Adam), proceed to fight. Some one was called bald and then someone else began spilling secrets of chronic bed peeing it got ugly... but kinda funny. After the wine we went to the movie but the two got in a little wrestling tiff in the theater lobby, I was in the bathroom, but the security guard had to escort them out, they came back in and began to fight by throwing money at each other (ARE YOU SERIOUS!) oh bitches. Then I blurred through the movie while the other 2 drunkenly fell asleep. After that I went home and they didnt remeber a damn thing.

Sara Jake and Sam

Yea! Bob’s 21st. We went out and had fun, I never knew there were some awesome bars by my house. I ran into Jake, Sara, and Sam, and I had a really good conversation with them, they also complained how Brain never wants to hang out or talk. Hmm.
One of the bars was modeled after authentic German bar. There we played a game in which you drink from a 2 letter glass boot. Rules: after every drink you have to ding the boot with your finger or you sip again, you cant spill or you drink again, you cant set the boot down or you buy the next boot. Easy right, wrong. The reason it’s a boot is the air will get caught in the front until it is forced up to the toe, and because of the sudden air bubble it just goes every where forcing you to put the boot down or hand it away. LOVED IT. Then we walked over to another bar where I spilt a flaming drink everywhere. Seriously those are not a good idea. Then my other friends and Ross (read down) picked me up and I went and had more to drink at thier house where Ross immediately strip down for some reason, seriously I left the room and then I came back and there is full Ross, sitting talking to the 4 of us, but in his deffens he was in boxers and the clothes that he barrowed did look too tight and uncomfortable (and honestly if I had a body like that I prolly wouldn’t wear clothes either.) I slept on there couch until morning then went to sleep finally in my own bed that afternoon.

Can brain cells grow back?

Sunday night Brian came over, thank god, I need a little sanity. We sat watched British Comedy and talked until 3 in the morning. Damn! Still didn’t get a nights sleep. i wonder if my brain had enough time that night to grow back some brain cells, and if it didnt then at least i saved a few. Thanks buddy; I needed a little brain stimulation. It was good to see you again, how are your plans going? My offer still stands just give me a call and we will get some coffee or you can come over.

Fag Stag

I went to a little bar in North O, which was located in an old and questionable Chinese food restaurant’s basement. The place was dark, unventilated, with décor from a 1970’s Asian porn set. It was the greatest place ever. I have never had drinks so smooth and sweet and so perfect mixed, the rum tasted like water. You cant find another place like because they make most of their alcohol, that’s right the perfect moonshine ever created. After getting amazingly drunk in an amazingly quick time, I began to talk to the bar tender. So it turns out that he is distribution expert of the Omaha Newspapers. While our lovely server was the advertising head, and the ID checker was the Chief Editor, I shit you not. Apparently this was their fun job that they use to chill out. I got some business cards, sent a priest a shot, lit my drink on fire and left. After that it was a bit of a blur, I was on my way home and wound up at some Mexican wedding and ate some delicious cake. Then I wound up at a gay bar were I called my DD to come and get me. My straight friend bob came over to get me, walk in sat down and before he said anything he had a drink sent to him. It ended up I drove my DD home and bob crashed on my couch. aww

am i the only onw who thinks vadka is tasty?

Next was a 21st birthday party of an old high school buddy, Kyle Lynn. Naturally by the time I arrived he was pretty wasted and I was allergic to the dog. So I won a bet of two dollars by drinking the rest of a vodka bottle. I mainly led Kyle to the bathroom to sleep (a great 21st tradition) and went home.

I cant wait until i am 40!

The start of the week and the end of the semester I wound up at a bar and decided to kill off all of my brain cells that I have earned and I did good. I also met a guy who was young (19), good looking, smart, kind, nicely built, the wrestling coach at UNO and a full ride to Crighton, with a nice ass, and who is (greatest point) open -but isn’t fem or a whore, named Ross. He just likes 40 year old guys: damn! My friend recommended him to me because he was looking to move out and I had and lets just say i now have room open. I can only image the problems this would cause. I know better and the dramas of the situation… but I don’t know how to say keep your muscular, well toned body out of my apartment. *sigh*

Thursday, December 15, 2005

School

I AM FUCKING DONE!!!!!
FUCK YOU SEMESTER

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The Adrenalin Final

So my teachers all decided to help me out and place all of my finals during dead week! It really isn't good because I had no time to prepare. Not to mention I only was only able to make it to one class last week due to illness and and my plain didn't come into Omaha until late Monday night and missed my class on Friday to make up a lab and a part 1 of the communication final. On top of not knowing the finals until the week of: I, today, I showed up 45 mins late for the 1 hr final. After waking up at 8 because my alarm didn't go off (but I put a second on my phone in fear that something like would happen and made it only 10 mins late to my appointment) I put my self in the library to study for my two remaining accumulative finals skipping my early morning class to make sure there was enough time allowed to study. Usually when I leave that I get a bite to eat and have an 1 and 45 min break. Well, I guess not goin to the class threw off my brain's schedule so when the appointment got out I only had just 1 hour. So I sat and studied until 1:40 (when my class started at 1:00) thinking i had 2 hrs then, walked over to class. But wait, you might say, if you left at 1:40 you should have had only been 40 mins late... Well I thought I was 20 mins early so I stood out side the class and talk with my friend for 5 mins because the room looked empty. Well was I sure surprised when I got inside, what had happened quickly swirled in my head as my doom came together, and there was no way I could go over 15 mins even if I asked the teacher b/c my next final was directly after. Took the test, finished in 13.5 mins (1.5 mins left!), adrenalin works wonders people!