Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Saturday, February 18, 2006

21 comennts later i just finished anserwing all my questions. brian i was hoping you would go for some good challenging question that would make me do research being forced to answer them, oh well.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Valentines day is like Communism.

well i all hope you had fun celebrating when you were SAD, i celebrated my first VD! OK, so personally I think (and therefore you all should agree) that Valentines Day could quite possibly be the worst holiday concepts. i mean it looks nice and respectful on paper but when you focus any thing on the crazy bi-polar emotions of humans (especially love) it really never works in real life. You know, its a nice thought until you put it in practice, kinda like Communism (its better left a romantic idea). Of course, single people hate it, that goes without saying. i mean its bad enough they have been rejected up to this point do the really need to be rejected by a day. mean you literally got dumped by a date. However, i have found that couples have it even worse. yes, yes they most certainly do. it becomes a desperate attempt to all fit in to an ideal mode categorized by society... FUCK DINNER RESERVATIONS! It is this really weird social pressure... no: social obedience-- like communism again.
there's no pressure (no one pressures any one- its just assumed) they all just drudgingly comply. when all is said and done with your empty wallet, your missed reservation b/c there was no parking, you friends' dunk or suicidal calls, the two or three hours getting ready and acting like your egger about a gift, the utmost disappointment in the day as a whole and the deep depression that, like sex, it was not what you thought it would be. here is the problem you cant live up to the hype of Vals, you come out sadder than going in, and after all the arguments, hell, you would be better off single anyway.
here's is the the top secrete point of Valentines: to blow out of proportion how dysfunctional your relationship is b/c u'll never be perfect and focus on how individualistically unsatisfied you are, while single people, unknowingly, wish to fall in to the trap and feel miserable. VD just takes everyone out.
i would much rather not have VD. we must stop this out break. i thought it would be fun but after VD hit i felt sick.
well here is and interesting fact for the Day After Valentines Day: did you know that the most common STD case in the Douglas County area (here) is...
gonorrhea of the eye ;-0
Here's my all time favorite Vals song: Queen 'Somebody to Love' download, it rocks.
ps i am alive and well, just busy. i will finish off my answers tomorrow

Sunday, February 05, 2006

An interesting proposition

I am bored with my life and blog so here goes something new, I am allowing everyone the equal right to ask any question, from casual readers to close friends.
Ask something and will try to be honest and answer. Over anything, if I had a drag queen name what would it be, my most embarrassing moment, they middle name of my dog, how quick is the devastation of the rain forest. I will call it how I see it. Make it odd, boring, hypothetical, fun, serious, curious, sick or the first thing that pops into your mind, “what is the highest geographical point you have climbed.”
Maybe ill get the chance to ask you back. Give it a whirl...