Stories from New York

Big Trouble in Little China: Advice dont eat in a Chinese food resturant off of a subway exit. On day after bad Chinese food Leah and I had a farting contest called ‘Farted on It.’ I won second place by farting during a live taping of The Late Night Show with David Letterman on a mike. She won first by gassing at the NY Metropolitan Museum of Art on a priceless 13th century piece of art that has, at best, probably cause inconceivable damages.