Trial and Tribulations of being just Pretty

Here is the best of MISS USA PAGEANT: I was inspired by Miss California 2009 to put together a little countdown after her incoherent answer, which stumbled and fell to a conclusion after a painful logical crawl and yet, she was still remarkably high ranked. I cant believe pageants are still around to be honest, to me it seems obvious its more about the sparkles you can load onto a dress and less about inner beauty, intellect or poise.

Miss Americas Fall from Grace

California- "Ummmm, opposite marriage" 

(Please Gay men and women, have dignity and take yourselves out out this field, or at least away from Miss California.)

Sum it up What-the-Buck

All time favorite: "like such as"