“Mine is a story that has never been told” I would give a review of Memors of a Gisha but irronically I don’t remember very much, because before hand I went to a posh wine tasting West Omaha restaurant, were my friends and I proceeded to get plastered. We were stuck around upscale clientele in a little restaurant and it was all down hill after my friend came out from the bathroom and completely missed her chair. total biff, Hilarious. Then, the couple (John and Adam), proceed to fight. Some one was called bald and then someone else began spilling secrets of chronic bed peeing it got ugly... but kinda funny. After the wine we went to the movie but the two got in a little wrestling tiff in the theater lobby, I was in the bathroom, but the security guard had to escort them out, they came back in and began to fight by throwing money at each other (ARE YOU SERIOUS!) oh bitches. Then I blurred through the movie while the other 2 drunkenly fell asleep. After that I went home and they didnt remeber a damn thing.