Friday, July 29, 2005

Attacked by Suds


Did you know that when you put a quarter of a large bottle of bubble bath down the drain in an upper floor bath tub, it will react in the drainage system, back up, expand and cause all the toilets on the lower floors to spurt suds and bubble over... And if you continue to flush those toilets (out of embarrassment and curiosity of why, after using the latrine, you have somehow created fabulous bubbles) it backs up even more which can easily over flow fill the whole bathroom with in a few short minutes. Then only made worse when one tries to plunge them back down in frantic desperation (due to a horror that you might die by some slow blue bubbled creature coming up through the pipes). i saw my life somehow ending in a pit of skin burning toilet bubbles. Strangest half blinding experience I have ever seen or been involved with. The only way it was over come was to stop all water works for an entire evening.

2 comments:

Brooklyn said...

special thanx to the world toilet organization where i found these fabulous picuter that matched my colors and story.

BrianJames said...

good lord. You are going to end up dying in some wierd 'darwin award-esque' way