Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Fun Facts

Some Sticky Stats
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%
99% of lezbianz text message with their thumbz only

Today on This day...
1968 — Jane Asher breaks her engagement with Paul McCartney on live television.
2002 — National Geographic reports that a 550-pound female giant squid washes up on the shore of Tasmania after a torrid sxual affair with an unknown male giant squid. The she-squid is covered with sucker marks, and there's a rip on the top of her head which may have come from a male's beak. Sperm samples indicate that she mat ed nearby. She washed up on the Australian shore in two pieces, with her longest tentacles missing.
You all wonder why I dont like sx.

1 comment:

Brooklyn said...

lol, if you know me u know about my computer problems, so it decided that thum bs needed to be edited out but semen was ok.