Saturday, July 30, 2005

So, i went to camp yesterday


Every one should leave an hour out side of your city to see the most amazing view. i went an hour out of Omaha into west Nebraska and i only got lost twice (both times kinda creepy Friday the 13ish) but i made it which was quite amazing because every corner and intersection looks the same. nothin but vast corn fields stretching across it's uninterrupted universe until the curve of the earth carries it away from the eye. But, that is beside the point, the point is i got to light things on fire and sumo wrestle with Japanese exchange students. my friend had written a play at Camp and then preformed on the last day. He invited me to it and i had nothing better to do but drive 70 mins to see a minor 30 min skit. the play was surprisingly creative and afterwards i met up with some of the other camp staff who i knew through UNO. They invited me to some "Last Camp Fire Tradition" and led me through the back woods on a late cool friday night. The trees seemed to grow taller and the paths more rugged as enter closer to the heart of the woods. there we stop at the staff cabins (made of wood and tarp roofs and were internet accessible!) and in the center of these tents was a large log temple. we proceeded to collect dry brush and put it on the stacked loges, which almost got more attention then their sleeping arrangements. soon, it was lit- sending glowing gold embers dangerously upward past the tree canopies. Then the rest of the staffer brought out the rest their food and ate it to Prodigy’s 'Smack My Btch Up' (Lime wire just seems to stretch from here to eternity). As the fire grew and melted the iron ring around it, the exchange students (from Omaha’s sister city in Japan) began Sumo wrestling. i just recorded it, not feeling like being man handled. i felt kind of like those Travel host in some remote area learning strange new culture while listening to the tribal music of 'we are the champions'. it was about 1am when i left back home (the party last til early morning). i followed some one from Creighton into omaha, otherwise i would have never made it back. but on the way back i looked up. i saw the night sky miles from any lights, and it was beautiful. when it is pitch black your eyes adjust and pick any light they can, and only then the night sky illuminates showing the solid swirling arms of the milky way extending outward around clouds of dazzling dust. Then it hit me it’s not the fact that you see the large stars (you can see those in city) its the fact that you can see all the smaller stars brighten up, after all its the little things that matter.

Look into it

A few things on the chopping block... First Desperate Housewives is gearing up for a new season but our favorite gardener might not make it to the end! If they get ride of Jesse Metcalf that show is nothing (he might go to prison). Also the Killers will try to release a new CD in stores by December, though their dates are being pushed back because they still haven't gone into the recording studio. Thirdly, I was surprised to hear "Such Great heights" remade by Iron and Wine on an M&M commercial (!?), the one with the kaleidoscope effect. That is one of the better Remakes (later remade by 15 or so artists three of which where tribute albums- when the remake the whole album). You can find this version on the Garden State soundtrack, if you don't have it you have got to get it. The original was of course done by The Postal Service, who first inspired the 'look into it' segment. Lastly, you have got to hear this guys voice, Lyfe (or who i like to call Chester Jennings) almost an 'indie/soul'. First single was "must be nice" shows he has a nice rasp mellow voice and Mr BlueStarter you should listen to "Made up my mind," it's so true. Its along the same lines as John Legend's supple and bold "Ordinary People" (which is soo a shout out for sammy adn a plain good song).

Friday, July 29, 2005

Attacked by Suds


Did you know that when you put a quarter of a large bottle of bubble bath down the drain in an upper floor bath tub, it will react in the drainage system, back up, expand and cause all the toilets on the lower floors to spurt suds and bubble over... And if you continue to flush those toilets (out of embarrassment and curiosity of why, after using the latrine, you have somehow created fabulous bubbles) it backs up even more which can easily over flow fill the whole bathroom with in a few short minutes. Then only made worse when one tries to plunge them back down in frantic desperation (due to a horror that you might die by some slow blue bubbled creature coming up through the pipes). i saw my life somehow ending in a pit of skin burning toilet bubbles. Strangest half blinding experience I have ever seen or been involved with. The only way it was over come was to stop all water works for an entire evening.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Resolution

I say with some sadness and three months worth of debate that i have decided on my future, i will be attending- UNO.

Quote

Here is one that we will be hearing more often: "Global Struggle against Extemism"

Fun Facts

Today in History, July 28th

1540 — It's a busy day for King Henry VIII. First he has Thomas Cromwell beheaded on charges of treason, because Cromwell hooked him up with his fourth wife, Anne of Cleves, who Henry recently divorced on the grounds that she was previously married (in fact he simply wasn't attracted to her). Later that very day and just weeks after his divorce from Anne, Henry marries Catherine Howard, who he will later accuse of behaving immorally; he'll have her executed next year.

1914 - World War I begins: Austria-Hungary declares war on Serbia after it failed to meet the conditions of an ultimatum it set on July 23 following the killing of Archduke Francis Ferdinand by a Serbian assassin. This event leads to the outbreak of war.

1983 — Beach Boy Dennis Wilson marries the illegitimate daughter of his bandmate and enemy, Mike Love. Mutual restraining orders are later filed between Mike and Dennis.


1998 - Monica Lewinsky scandal: Ex-White House intern, Monica Lewinsky receives transactional immunity in exchange for her grand jury testimony concerning her relationship with US President Bill Clinton.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Song to Explain

I know Coldplay must be sympathetic to my situation,

"...And you are not wrong to
Ask who does this belong to
It belongs to all of us

You'll go backwards, but then
You'll go forwards again
You'll go backwards, but then
you'll go forwards

You'll go backwards, but then
you'll go forwards again
You'll go forwards again
You'll go forwards"

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Delema: i am sorry its long, but still read for my sanity

I had been eyeing UNL since around fresh or sophomore year. It, like most colleges, represented a much needed break from my comfortable living situation. Here my friends had become dull and lacking. UNO is a small ‘commuter’ college; there is no campus life here. It is a college, people commute here and leave after 3 or 4 hours of classes, so we consequently have little student evolvement, fully functioning organizations, dorms or parties. My dad works at UNO and my pathetic little brother will be attending there (and old sad friends worth avoiding). Needless to say, I needed out and after my sis's baby and my break-up I gained a new want to leave immediately. I began to make arrangements but found that UNL had canceled its public relations department, I over looked that and decided to still go. I needed an excuse to not have to be with my family every day (which is awful as a young gy man), to leave my work which I was real bad at, and find new friends/life. So first thing I had to do was quit my job (finally) then make plans to visit UNL. Along the way I met people and made connections faster(and finding a social life might difficult as a working junior), then I met with an advisor and found out that I would have to take 4 more foreign languages and 2 more math classes, which as you know could devastate a GPA. This is when I began my doubts, but I moved on. UNL was more well known, it had a much better student paper for me and it had internships around the country, DC, New York, Chicago (which UNO doesn’t give)… but I don’t know how much time I would have because the extra classes during the summer to catch up. My chances of getting a career might be more likely coming from Lincoln especially with more experience around the country (if I can keep my GPA up). During this I was trying to find a roommate but couldn’t so it ended up me moving in alone for now which appears to be insanely expensive, I don’t like and I might have to give up my car. Though I did find a job, its $9 an hour and helps nonprofit org. (cool) but its telemarketing (eh). UNL is such a pretty campus, its so big and so active. I would love to go there on appeal and the ability to gain amazing experience but my class schedule is crippling, I live alone, some of these people I met are sing me off and I don’t want to deal with and I am getting a degree that I didn’t intend. I know where things are at in UNO and I could get a roommate/job here, keep taking the class ill need after 2 yrs and focus in the PR side that is only offered here (but is still a lot like the Advertising at UNL). I have noticed the colleges are very similar and didn’t offer the differences that I assumed. UNL, I loved walking around campus and for the first time experiencing college, and see better opportunities. However I have come to appreciate UNO and have tailored myself around it and my wants (like PR) and see better options. I am afraid that after 1 semester @ UNL I could transfer back. I try to pay attention to the little things now but not allowing them to be blown out of proportion but what happens when they all add up? –on both sides, the institutions are very similar. God I so want to leave here! But if I stay I could leave the Midwest sooner (if I get a good job). They are the same with little differences whose to say I wont get a good job from uno, how amazing would it be to intern, is it worth transferring from one place to a similar (but very different in the little things)?

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Song of the Day

Last Beautiful Girl- Match Box 20

It won't be the first - bond that you break
It won't be the last - beautiful girl
The one that you wrecked - won't take you back
Even if you were the last beautiful girl in the world

Tell me one more time
How you're sorry about the way
This all went down - you needed to find your space

It's over now - and I've gone without
Cuz you're everybody else's girl
It seems to me - you'll always be
Everyone else's girl

This will all fall down
Like everything in the world
This too must end
And all the words we said
We can't take back

It won't be the first - bond that you break
You won't be the last - beautiful girl
The one that you wrecked - won't take you back
If you were the last beautiful girl in the world

Quote

"I love you" whispers Gloria played by Isla Fisher as she tears a piece of duct tape.
it's My favorite line of the movie, i would have tried to put a line from the dinner scence but it was mostly moaning.

Friday, July 22, 2005

Pics from Concert


i had a few, i already showed one of missy. This one is of Howie Day preforming. i wasnt able to get a good shot of gavin, he came out as a big ball of white light everytime. i have more concert pic, actually i have more pride and fashion week pics too. tell me if you would like to see Queen Flow, down town or gavin in a blaze of light.
he was nipping out soo bad there while i sweated like a pig.

Pride day Pics

Looking back at pride. i have more pics but these are my favorites. big step for me to post a picture of myself, but since i posted one of brian with out asking and detroyed the other guys name it doesent feel so bad...


that amazing garden i described


Brian, with his pride flag


Techue(?) with his flag, i have no idea how to spell his name


Before and After


i was soo happy then can you see the pain! and this was waiting to get into the club.

Hair Ball

These are pitures of when i just spontaneously left the state and went to some huge party called the hair ball. Hey if a group of s and draggqueens want to hang out with me, who am I to say no. This was a metropolitan style fashion/art gallery opening/break dancing extravaganza (with free food!). It is needles to say it was awesome, except for one btch who cut in front of my twice (once by the runway and again when she elbowed me out of the way at the bar, YOU DO NOT DO THAT!!!) so I poured a glass of wine down the back of her head… and she didn’t even notice it had gone from a teased hairspray mess to a teased hair sprayed nappy mess that never even penetrated her skull. But that made my night better that and seeing all those break dancers was pure amazement. It was food, bright lights, beautiful people, crowed into a huge cultural center, aww ill be back next year.


Inside the party


These are some of the s


On the runway


Some of the choreograph dancers


Break dancer

Part I: Plain and Simple


All right, so there was no 'K' or 'J' in Cristiano Ronaldo.

Part II: Bend it like Christiano Ronaldo!?



Here you go Brian. ok, so i never wanted to stoop myself to have "Stud of the second" or "my favorite starxoxo" or "man of just this minute." but... jst look at him. I just found beckem's (who is getting old and spoiled) replacement. His name is Christiano Ronaldo. He got me out of my sxual slump. He was one of the most expensive teenagers to be signed with Manchester United (£12.24million) over two seasons. Can any one tell me how much that is for US $!! Cristiano Ronaldo was born on the 5th February 1985, on the small island of Madeira, Portugal. Ronaldo was also selected for the Portuguese Olympic football team for 2004. He is fast becoming the greatest player who ever lived. He became the only player in Sporting's history to play for the Under-18, Under-21, B team, and first team in one season. He's known for his fantastic technical skills that leave defenders scratching their heads. God, talent is such a turn on. Well, i have only seen just a few pictures and havent had the time to look into him and get some good finds i am learning this as you guys are learning this. Kepp me Posted my comp has problems.
Here are the First four site that came up with his name:
Here is a bio and Gallary
Another small Gallary
Wikipedia's info (just faq)
Some stats, and him in play

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Look into it

Okay, i have a new contender for one of my favorite cds of the year. The lastest Faint CD, Wet from Birth, is awsome... and Brain as a fellow Omahaian you should already know who they are, but dont forget to bring their song 'Southern bells in London scence' with you when you leave to DC so you can always remeber home. The're on the sattle creek lable that is ni my links section too. so look into it.

Ramblings: ex marks the spot

this is just a bunch of meaningless talk. well actually this is a very interesting peak into my life. if your an old friend you always know that every thing i say has a double meaning (or even hidden). hey, a picture is worth a thousand words but words are better. Words form somthing, and the best (or worste to some people) thing about that is the sentance must end and it is so difficult to make a good ending

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Quote of the Week

"It was devastating to discover that a relationship I had publicized to the world as life-affirming and built on mutual love was actually based on deceit. I was humiliated."
– Terry McMillan, in divorce papers. (-sadness)

Fun Facts

Some Sticky Stats
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%
99% of lezbianz text message with their thumbz only

Today on This day...
1968 — Jane Asher breaks her engagement with Paul McCartney on live television.
2002 — National Geographic reports that a 550-pound female giant squid washes up on the shore of Tasmania after a torrid sxual affair with an unknown male giant squid. The she-squid is covered with sucker marks, and there's a rip on the top of her head which may have come from a male's beak. Sperm samples indicate that she mat ed nearby. She washed up on the Australian shore in two pieces, with her longest tentacles missing.
You all wonder why I dont like sx.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Things that are not Toys

Hmm... so, yesterday I had a tampon fight. Yes, you heard me "tampon fight." I was up in Lincoln and was able to see my freinds new apartment whose room mate went out of town for the semester (and needless to say is female) and she just dumped what she had where she could find a place. This of course made for an intersting find in the kitchen cabnet by a bunch of boys. Before I Knew i heard the sink running and saw a tampon zipping by my face. so naturally I ran to the bathroom... and war began, i found the 'heavy days'. They are a lot like water ballons but made of amazingly absorbent cotton and little strings to fling them with (and when they hit, the water exploded everywhere). So, by the end of the night the apartment was littered with dripping stains and soggy tampons (3 boxes worth!) And then we all watched pulp fiction, though i couldnt hear very well with all the maxi juice in my ear.

Quote of the Week

"You don't sound drunk, you sound British."

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Concert


Got to see a real good concert yesterday with Howie Day and Gavin Degraw, and i was also introduced to a new singer, Missy Higgins.

Popular Poetry

This is not merely a meaningless catchy epic or bunch of gibberish jingles and rhyming words, it instead offers the greatest allegories of recent literature. These are my all time favorite lyrics and it is the quintessential American classic. This is an allegorical American history of music, culture, and people. It is rumored to chronicle everyone from the big bopper to Mic Jagger and Karl Marx to Hells Angels. It is packed with decades of tender and tumultuous pop culture. The writer, Don McLean, never reveled exactly what each lyric meant, but one must recognize the task, effort, and undertaking it took to write this piece. This song is one of the greatest modern American poems, and one of the most highly recognizable and renowned musical piece. It is both a song, an allegorical epic poem (all of which are dying out, this is the only recent example that I can think of). I love it (but i first had to know a lot about misic history). At the bottom I included some sites to look through which examine what each lyric means, translation is key before reading the poem.

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But february made me shiver
With every paper I’d deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.

I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.

So bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Did you write the book of love,
And do you have faith in God above,
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock ’n roll,
Can music save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Well, I know that you’re in love with him
`cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym.
You both kicked off your shoes.
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.

I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck,
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died.

I started singin’,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Now for ten years we’ve been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin’ stone,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When the jester sang for the king and queen,
In a coat he borrowed from james dean
And a voice that came from you and me,

Oh, and while the king was looking down,
The jester stole his thorny crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
No verdict was returned.
And while lennon read a book of marx,
The quartet practiced in the park,
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died.

We were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Helter skelter in a summer swelter.
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter,
Eight miles high and falling fast.
It landed foul on the grass.
The players tried for a forward pass,
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast.

Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While the sergeants played a marching tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
`cause the players tried to take the field;
The marching band refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?

We started singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again.
So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick!
Jack flash sat on a candlestick
Cause fire is the devil’s only friend.

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that satan’s spell.
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite,
I saw satan laughing with delight
The day the music died

He was singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

I met a who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the sacred store
Where I’d heard the music years before,
But the man there said the music wouldn’t play.

And in the streets: the children screamed,
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed.
But not a word was spoken;
The church bells all were broken.
And the three men I admire most:
The father, son, and the holy ghost,
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died.

And they were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

They were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."

www.understandingamericanpie.com

www.whrc-wi.org/americanpie
www.entrypoints.com
this is the piece de resistance www.roytaylorministries.com (I would like to see what you guy think of this one, and how stupid everyone is)

Friday, July 15, 2005

wARNING

Hillary Duff is coming to Omaha.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Look into it

there is this R'n'B/rapper who might be hitting the scene soon, he is call Common, and he has a new song thats about to drop called "go" look into it, its one of those hit or miss things.

p.s. is it bad that i am starting to like a group called "Fatty Koo" (Its over, Chills, Bounce)?

Quote

"well, right now i am sitting drinking jack and other alcohol alone in a cornfeild... um, ok, wait, i know that made me sound depressed or like an AA member but that is not how it is!"

Popular Poetry

okay, all i can say is that i hate truck commercials... again.

Nobody Knows it But Me

There's a place that I travel,
When I want to roam
And nobody knows it but me.

The roads don't go there,
And the signs stay home
And nobody knows it but me.

It's far, far away and way, way afar,
It's over the moon and the sea,
And wherever you are going,
That's wherever you are
And nobody knows it but me.

-Patrick O'Leary

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Look into it

Alrighty quick shout out to Jem, my artist of the month, fallowing Postal Service. Her CD 'Finally Woken' is awsome and i love the songs They, Its just a Ride, and really every song on the CD. She is a deffinate music fav. Look into it.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Tracking Down Native Terms

i got to learn a little bit of the omaha langauge. the native american tibe Omaha, from which my city is named after, has an interesting dielect which is saddly dying out. but i was able to learn a few terms, one of my favorite was the name given to what they called 'two spirits' was: "speckled turtle" (i just thought it was cute). i have yet to find the meaning because the story is difficult to recover, but tell me if anyone can find it.
p.s. and an interesting find, did you know that samesex marriages have previously and always existed on this continent already. if fact they are still lawful ritually on reservations. :P

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Quote, Song, and Pid of the week... haha beat that!

"You may push me around
But you cannot win
You may throw me down
But I'll rise again
The more you say
The more I defy you
So get out of my face

You cannot stop us
You cannot bring us down
Never give up
We go on and on
You'll never break us
Never bring us down
We are alive!"

This picture actually inspired the song "Defy You" by Offspring i also heard its a kick azz video too.

Popular Poetry

i couldnt choose, i decided now would be a good time for the final EE Cumming poem. however i had a delema. There were two poems that i wanted, i liked one for its young nieve thought, but i liked the second's truth and unspoken understanding, the winner:

Since feeling is first

since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you;

wholly to be a fool
while Spring is in the world

my blood approves,
and kisses are a far better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers. Don't cry
--the best gesture of my brain is less than
your eyelids' flutter which says

we are for eachother: then
laugh, leaning back in my arms
for life's not a paragraph

And i think is no parenthesis

the runner up: it is at moments after i have dreamed (you'll find other peopms on here too)

late night post

ok, now i really feel like a ho.

Friday, July 08, 2005

Me, the Uncle



this is my new nephew :-)

Thursday, July 07, 2005

political scoop

i have just heard that reinhart will be resigning soon, fallowing O'Connor.

Popular Poetry

This poem was originally a song from Sarah McLachlen and holds a close meaning to me, now more so than ever. Its truth redounds and is the likely ending to EE Cuming's manifesto. Originally it was meant to be a quote of how i felt but i couldn’t just give the chorus, it is a beautiful song pulled up from my past and retains new mercy and meaning.

Heaven bend to take my hand

And lead me through the fire
Be the long awaited answer
To a long and painful fight

Truth be told I've tried my best
But somewhere along the way
I got caught up in all there was to offer
And the cost was so much more than I could bear

Though I've tried, I've fallen...
I have sunk so low
I have messed up
Better I should know
So don't come round here
And tell me I told you so...

We all begin with good intent
Love was raw and young
We believed that we could change ourselves
THe past could be undone
But we carry on our backs the burden
Time always reveals
The lonely light of morning
The wound that would not heal
It's the bitter taste of losing everything
That I have held so dear.

I've fallen...
I have sunk so low
I have messed up
Better I should know
So don't come round here
And tell me I told you so...

Heaven bend to take my hand
Nowhere left to turn
I'm lost to those I thought were friends
To everyone I know
Oh they turn their heads embarassed
Pretend that they don't see
But it's one missed step
One slip before you know it
And there doesn't seem a way to be redeemed

Though I've tried, I've fallen...
I have sunk so low
I have messed up
Better I should know
So don't come round here
And tell me I told you so...

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

my patron saint? i mean saints???



St Bacchus and St Sergius - our the catholic patron saints for our comunity and... a couple.
Bacchus, a myrter, was made to dress like a women, scorned, died, and thrown to the streets where it is said that his body ws protected and preserved by voltures.
After this Sergius, wavered in his religous beliefe until Bacchus appeared to him and said "I am still with you in the bond of our union." he too was later tourtured and decapitaded. his tomb became a shrine because of many miracles.

These two had a powerful bond and love, like many saints certain stories can be questioned and others are unlikely, but they did have a strong relationship with God and were both Myrterd because of there belifes, they both spread the word which is why there are many towns and villages named after Sergius due to his extrodinary popularity, and they are a recognized couple, most drawlings are done of them both, there are few images and references that sperate the two, who stayed in love and bond even after .

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

My Networkk?

so Logo debuts on Friday the 8th, i am not quite sure what to think of it. it sounds interesting, its a step into the public eye and a step towards normalsy, on the other hand it could be a shining failure and if it survives just plain annoying like MTV, VH1 (owned by the same company), or BET (also mintoity centered).i guess ill just have to wait and see, thoug i i must say, with a little glimps of optimism, my interest has been greatly peaked by the line up of thier documenteries.

Popular Poetry

i Love EE Cumings and he will probably be the only poet you might see twice on my list. this poem is best discribed as absolutely cute. its the best dicripption i have ever heard of laying in bed with that person.

'I Like My Body when It is with Your' byEE Cumings

i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite a new thing.
Muscles better and nerves more.
i like your body. i like what it does,
i like its hows. i like to feel the spine
of your body and its bones, and the trembling
-firm-smoothness and which i will
again and again and again
kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,
i like,, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes
over parting flesh . . . . And eyes big Love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you quite so new

Monday, July 04, 2005

4th of July

"Omaha Downtown on Forth of July" by Kristae

I hope everyone is enoying their fine summer day.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Fun Facts

1% of women are allergic to semen. i cant imagine what its like the day you figure that out.

1 out of 100 people are asxual. they just dont feel sxual attraction to anyone. thats my ablsolute favorite, because i am not alone.

2% of women suffer from persistant sxual arousal syndrome inwhich they could ogasm 10 to 100 times in a day. is that really suffering?

My Memoirs

Today marked my official separation from the grand Omaha Marriott. this reminds me of all the interesting memories that i have had while working there (excluding all the write ups from bosses and verbal whippings from 'guests' and lyrd skinard) my first and most propionate memory is of the hookers or as we called them "army of the night" they sure knew how to drain the cash out of our atm machines. God bless them hard working girls that wont live past 30.

Another great memory is when the rodeo came to visit, i walked into the hotel that day and did my first check, quickly realizing the obvious rodeo. the large tough scruffy guy came up to me gave his name with a flick of the wrist and a hint of a lisp. 'aww' i thought 'i bet this is the one gay cowboy in denial, all alone.' i then check the next cowboy in line, equally as tough and rugged he gave me his name in a strong tone. while doing the check-in i noticed a small boot button in rainbow color... i looked behind him and there was a cowboy in a sash from "Mrs Tennessee" and a big purple hat fluttered behind him... i quickly began to realize what the hell was going on. GAY RODEO and i was caught in the middle (not that i am complaining). it was interesting getting these manly hairy rough men to their rooms and then see them emerge from the elevators all hair, heels, lashes and lipstick. my A.D.D. goes crazy with a group of well glittered drag queens. granted this wasn’t with out its drawbacks, i am a public position and there for open to stamens and yes, propositions. (ex: "wheres a good steak restaurant-i always like some fresh meat" *wink* "sounds good make a reservation for two" "at what time, “well what time do u get off" "oh dont worry i'll get u off." if u know me you know me my greatest annoyance in geting hit on. but wait the plot thickens, we had one other group staying with us in the hotel that weekend, none other than... Brighamyoung alumni-. full of elderly, wealthy, white, conservative, Mormons, just as the drag show ended the Brighamyoung buss pulled up. it was full of awkward stares, confusion, and glances of 'look at those freaks' from the queens.
Months later i remeber when the 3 biggest flamers walked into the hotel, as i normally do when i see such monstrosities i roll my eyes and look busy. the girl beside me checked them in, after she finished and they left she began to laugh and saying ‘oh my gawd’. i was like 'i kno, flaming so much they bout set off the fire alarm.' she said no that was clay akin... now i always had suspicions but know idea it was that bad, my god they hid that well on tv. ps one guy was the manager and the other surely was the boyfriend, and quite the looker if u ask me.
Another fun time for me was when both Cher and the Village People stayed at the hotel, needless to say I requested the time off due to personal issues.

One of my most favorite experiences was when I met the Black Eyed Peas. They were staying at the hotel and I helped the manager with transportation so he gave me free tickets to the show. Now here’s the funny thing I had five tickets to split amongst my friends... and by the end of the night I still had five tickets left because going to a FREE concert of one best live bands would prove to be too much work. So I begged and was able to get rid of 2 of my tickets then gave the rest away to stagers. The band was cool but some of my friends were not.

One of my most favorite memories is from the wrestling tournament staying at the hotel. So cute but so stupid, they were all college adonis in little spandex. Not to mention none of the teams brought their swim suits so they made due with there boxers and jockey briefs, so that when they got out of the pool it would cling to every curve and craves of their slightly covered wet bodies. My bosses sent me home early that day, apparemtly I couldnt focus and kept making mistakes so they decided it was best if I leave... even if it was against my will.


On of the more fun moments was on New Years day when our Property Management System (or PMS) went down and in the middle of check-ins. So in all the confusion and loss of information I checked some one into a room the had been occupied. Two grandparents walk in on another couple have sex. Oh yea, I was written up for that one.
There will be more as I think of them.

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Getting Your Groove Back

a kind of twisted funny and all togather commonly sad tale. the man who single handedly inspired Terry McMillan to write 'How Stella Got Her Groove Back' (a telling story of her rebirth, passion and emotional survival when ending her former relationship and falling in love with the jamacan hunk) has recently come out of the closet and now the two are in a bitter devorce.
side note: though some awful statments have come from her (one example is changing house entry codes to 'manlover') i do side with her, after all he was the one who lied.

Quote

i checked in the cutest little blond tenis anf her mom, for the teen tenis tournament, then asked if they needed help with luggage, i stepped arpumd the desk to help and heard
girl: "he seems cute"
mom: "eww, you always like the gross ones."
and i am standing right there trying not to laugh.